Week 13

 

 

 

 

 

 

Evening. Hope ya balance is in the middle, gonna get a bit swingy a bit up and downy, maybe even spin spin spinny, too.

Take a travel pill, take a pill in general.

Get a powder of origin crushed into a circle, by someone else and take one in the morning.

Morning, hows you.

What am I doing here, I asked myself.

I have lots to do, and none of it concerns you.

 

I should come clean as they say, only to peel another mask away each day.

Disconcerting to a strategy, you see there's an issue.

Wild animals don't do set moves, if you can let go in one way and hold on in another the contortions pulled are quite unfathomable.

This renders a considered and contrived move useless.

 

So in an elephant attack you don't expect to drown.

That happened.

 

 

Eventualities and preparing for them can get you in all sorts of shit.

Like a little knowledge, bring the opposable thumbed primate up from birth, show the animal not to be scared of a bang, then show it how to pull the trigger and sit it behind a fifty calibre weapon, a treat dispensed at every rat let loose it obliterates, then set them in overhung protection.

Now get your crack, top of the morning metal welding mayhem monsters, trained to the hilt of the weapons they carry.

Don't tell them, who they attack.

Ok next one,

Fun huh.

Give the primate a sword from birth, then train it to be scared of a man in a skirt an carrying a sword, say a blunt one.

Hit it when ever you come in the room. Screaming and berserk, with this metal blunt blade.

Swing a live pig into the room, on a rope, with trousers on round its waist.

With a recording playing , shit nowadays it's three d all you can hear and see.

 

Now.

 

Let's set the assault course for real training, it's ok, they are just dumb animals.

 

Let's make it easy, for both lots of flesh to engage.

A straight line, either side of you, no ordnance.

Close weapons only, light drop.

 

Now, how do you think the top-guns are gonna do.

No chains, no safety net.

Remember, best of the best training for our primates. Both sets.

And from the moment everyone's in the room, if anyone made it that far, at the last part, that's the animal from the pig room.

And you got the same blade.

Whattya reckon?

Whose granny's knicker allowance on?

 

Now, Jordan will have you believe you can overcome, by saying on guard with a cute curtsey, like ya sposed to, you know, in the club.

 

That is an opinion, because he's never been in a fight every day just to get through cos you don't fit, has he.

Oh sure he is going to come along with some glutenous story about way back when or some other person in other places and times gettin away with, by some natural random events that look like the arrangement he wants, and he will hyperbolise the event.

To sell a book, to convert you.

Jordan you're a nothing, a no mark, with a good line in patter, like me.

So shut it you prick, no one gives a fuck that have a opine worth having, you couldn't get in a room with such.

You're too needy. You would be pawed with and thrown in the fire as the convo moved on, you super well educated boy.

I know teenagers that would intellectually destroy you, in their world.

While going thru your pockets, while you lay there in quivering shock.

If they recognised you, they would probably say the most darkest but funny shit, it would scar you for life an you would never recover fully.

 

Ahh, don't worry, I just fucking with ya.

I'm sure you're a great blo0ke , lol.

 

Really, I'm just being a wanker, so don't worry.

Now back to the mayhem caused this week by the non bed maker.

 

So, back in the day, I had some qualifications so I could do stuff in the construct of Hume.

One of those areas was construction.

The H.S.E (health safety in UK), have a right to come into a large site in London and do a whizz test, this was to combat the huge drug trade on Friday by varying outfits all dug right into the organisations of the contractors etc.

You would laugh your head off at what goes on, and it's seldom written about.

The whizz test is the point , now back in the day only the big boy builders as they were known , would participate as it was a legal minefield , so in short ,in the first knockings of the problem the only way to get access at a moments notice was to get contractors to participate in the program.

 

So they sign up , and the HSE the police etc could descend and grab any builder with a tool in hand and ask them to come do a whizz test.

The choice was simple, here's the speech:- 

" you can agree to the test as you are innocent and were randomly selected, due to the contract you signed to work for the company"

"Or you can refuse , which at a later date will result in your dismissal without reinstatement"

So you got four kids an glad ya there working an you don't do drugs at work.

 

Really imagine sitting there.

Now say you had a jay last night ,still gonna show.

You're more sober than the guy asking the questions as he is on medication for hypertension as he knows the story from the inside an hates himself.

 

Can I just remind you of who is sitting over there making plans for us all , watching this.

This caught lots of people , and few criminals.

aIt hurts the market , catches low level , which hurts distribution , for weeks.

 

The usual mantra , by law enforcement is there will be one there tomorrow, to take the place,we all sigh and roll our eyes at the futility of it all , the chime point sound plays, and we fade to credits.

 

AND DO IT ALL AGAIN!

AND DO IT ALL AGAIN!

AND DO IT ALL AGAIN!

AND DO IT ALL AGAIN!                                                   

AND DO IT ALL AGAIN!

AND DO IT ALL AGAIN!

AND DO IT ALL AGAIN!

AND DO IT ALL AGAIN!

 

But we won't get all tangled in that like we are supposed to.

 

Let's move on .

To what matters, the HSE and police now do this all over the place and any building, private or public business is subject to it in some way shape or form.

It works, you're all sitting there doing ya thang, and bang, peeps everywhere, stashes chucked  if ya quick, but everyone's glum cos because the whizz test will come.

Writing's on the wall, and you came up wanting!

Fooook.

 

Ok , thanks for getting that far, well done.

Now it gets funny, cos there's a weather cam I likes to look at, all quite harmless.

But it's pointed at a very senior government building all quite legit, it's not high power or focusable or anything it just points at London, it records weather conditions in a visual way, various outfits use it for that behind the weather person image at the end when all is cheerful.

I think it's on a Uni.

Don't care that's not the point of the sword that is unsheathing here.

As I hoot and wale and scratch my nether regions.

Listening to the bangs in the distance I'm trained not to be scared off, blade in hand, getting excited and jumping up and down , I am eh.

 

Any building public or private that is business.

Let's see what happened , when I tipped off a Guy , called Gerald , in a call about the HSE operation about to go into that building with special branch , so he better get the fuck out.

 

Now the weather camera does pick up the odd bit of wildlife , seagull , squirrel, but it didn't half get a lot of pigeons the other day, all running out at the same time.

That building is parliament.

Now reader repeaters.

What ya gonna do?

 

Watch what happens next people , do we , don't we, can , can't we, what do the lawyers say, ooh ooh , mr peeevley.

 

I'm going to participate as a secret shopper on the suits in Whitehall.

I will write it up here!

Weekly.

I'm the Cockneytranslater , I contribute to CWTV.

It is not mine.

There is a place for you , don't be nervous if you're true , you have nothing to fear from me whatsoever.

The opposite actually, I would be very pleased to converse with honesty whenever it comes to.

Rough or smooth.

Use the email some spaces left , for those that have the time and the mental agility to help others.

Even on phone or admin.

 

Some changes coming an we will be a bit disjointed , as we are going  to go travelling first to get all the footage we would of got this year to put it to the disposal of the occupants in here for your perusal later.

 

I'm gonna just rag on people while others start getting programming together , wanna a get in on ground floor, throw up now ,and do it later.

I won't bite you.

It's an act, mostly, unless you fuck about then it's not an act lol.

 

 

 

Making lists is a good way to prepare to lose against something wild and unpredictable.

Lists are very useful, 

Take Experian , or any of the fact finders about you , the postcode lottery , if you're fucked.

The rich list , or rather middle class people working in an office keeping the world middleclass policed for richer than them people , they looked up to since birth , like the stupid ignorant parents they were born from.

They are a sect of sorts, the BBQ sect ,lol.

They are the gang , ganging up on you with info they are allowed to have at first and now have used that info to slowly gain control of the market , this made them a very ripe prime plum tomato of a control mechanism.

So they were infiltrated with the usual , selfish unconcerned pen tyrant.

They are looked for by wiser than them to house these positions an nepotise them for the ever , and , ever , Amen Rass.

The lackies that gang up on the poor for the rich , to keep it that way, so they get a smoother ride.

Keep Mum , n Carry on !

Ability to improve your income is kept from those that need it , for those that don't.

That Increases investment risk for the FARMED!

There are other lists that other "civil" servant's use..

It's a secret one,shh.

If you think about it , probably one of the most valuable lists to any sculpturing dick-wad!

The list of Violent men going to prison for twenty years or more, awaiting court date.

That list, the briefs have access, who else?

Why is that valuable?

Some know.

 

You can work it out if you are one of three things, quick, connected , or recently dead.

Why would a list of men with a past catching up leaving all the sins an debris , be valuable.

Before the court date?

 

 

Ask jordan , he's clever, ask dave he can make a joke and some money out of it , and some idiot can kiss their ass while they do it!

Next

They are so shit Elon thought he could do it better ,nah,lol.

So that's all the puppets an now the principle, but never the hand!

 

 

Oh one last cat for the pigeons.

Gender in sport.

Oh no he's not. No non  no , please, this is gonna be like the bulldozer in the china shop innit (oooh nearly lol)

 

Gender in sport is nonsense , if you lift weights to go for the obvious there is a world record.

That's it.

That the goal.

The man the woman the robot , the enhanced human will continue to push that boundary , that is the only goal ,you don't count , you're the best of your gender non gender , mechanism , drugged or not.

Go for it, all stops out.

Let them alone.

The winners in the category they want will settle in that ,none of anyone's business who you respect.

It's about look at me!

that's all.

Fucksake!

 

Boxing , then weight becomes dangerous not gender , I have seen woman knock a man the fuck out plenty of times.

If someone is 5ft and want to fight someone 7ft , with a three stone difference.

You would have to be an idiot.

Let them.

Genetics will do the rest.

It's one list, who lifted what and when , the one you consider a winner sells the fucking milkshake , which what the argument is all about anyway , if you don't think so , go look who sponsors which athlete an why!

 

 

The news is dead.

The tv is dead.

The politicians don't matter.

No one's listening.

Time to start arguments that don't exist.

Or a war.

Even that's not working.

Politicklers don't control anything , the police do.

See how long Boris an the cabinet last against the eastend of London, lol.

The police do.

They do what they are told and work for you,there are criminals in the secret services , go arrest them an protect us.

Or it's going bye bye, I saw.

You don't want to.

We need true officers that wont get scared when they catch the brass fucking around!!

The LAW IS THE FUCKING LAW.

I have had that said to me so many times..

Well I'm gonna ram it down your throats.

You lying shites.

I don't have to tell one secret (I did not sign the act I was a subcontractor any way) all I have to do is keep pointing as I have, your house of cards aint done to well in the last ten years has it.

Watch what's coming , and not a violent or illegal move made or said, just ask your business head !

 

 

 

 Lets end on fear abject terror,

Can you imagine how bad its going to get for the religious leaders , they think its going to be great ( a word they introduced to you), but it aint I can tell you,looking down the pipe is easy for a bignose, 

Are you wondering what I am saying, are you a leader , are you reading , why, don't get caught ,I'd get a researcher to do it,less risky , plausible gullibility.

 

Why would it go rough after all these year's for the stick ticklers , an funny hat crew, they are set for a bumper decade , all the poor souls , that are really just poor , not that they don't count as a soul.

But let me change the word soul , for bum's on seats.Punter's!

Numbers ,

The small attract the large so they can criticise and feel a bit better about being so cumbersome.

Little things matter , good things come in small packages.

 

So numbers matter , small numbers if you want to be in control and large numbers if you need an energy source.

So , one ,main boss , lots of punters.

 

Finally all the people that want to have somewhere to do the things they have grown into ,rituals thrust upon us , they have figured out they like the meet , but not the deity , they like to join hands around a child when named , and it's nice to have a decent honest place to do it,

They need this it's scratched in, but they cant do the lie anymore..

Now it's moved on, its one of the fastest growing movements ever seen.

You may not have heard , I'm not surprised , the faiths are all spending as much as they can without being seen to , to keep it from ,you.

Church without God.

Whatever next!

They are shitting it, Does that mean god isn't as omnipotent as we first thought.

Needs a PR spatula to spread to good word!

Now we get a corporate God , Because it wont be long before some business see's the potential, some ex evangelist's will see new lights , and come clean all over you in the new baptism , a wash in the waters of hypocrisy.

 

I was lost and now i'm found , please pull up a chair and hear my story of my new despair ,

The loss of a cradle , to find more than a grave.

 

Yes I can hear the truth now!

The truth of the lie an now the truth of truth , qr code scan here!

 

Should be fun, to watch the various faiths try and stop them giving the flock no reason to return in ten years.

They don't come back because of a rediscovery of faith , they come back because there's nowhere else to go, now there is.

The Bridge to the people isn't needed anymore , theirs nothing sacred on the island.

 

The two spears that mark Efra and Tibron's meeting are no longer applicable.

The only way to end war is immortality.

 

 

Catch ya next week, hotting up in here, all the veils are falling as the scary run away scarily , lol.

 

I'm about to start travelling again , but with a camera and an agenda.

See you soon.

And members , see you soon.

 

We can dance starkers round a pole , and that , with a lobster on our heads.

Nice and culty like fuckin idiots.

It's my new thing the cult that isn't a cult, but likes all the good bits about being culty , like films and fanfiction parties etc.

So an excuse is good, to meet.

Not a fight.

We are pursuing things in here , and you're welcome to join , as soon as we have the gallery up, if you want to be a contributor in our fun outside in the real world, you know what to do.

Check ya later from the translater...